me making eye contact: oh no……. this feels wrong….. this feels very wrong………. but this is what normal people do right?? right????? is this polite? no this is far too intimate. i feel so intrusive. am i doing it wrong??? am i doing eye contact wrong?? oh god i can’t hear what they’re saying anymore i’ve just been thinking about staring them in the eye for 5 minutes straight. im dying
brian may is an amazing lyricist and his song writing talent is incredible but i will never forgive him for “you call me sweet like i’m some kind of cheese”
this is almost beat-for-beat a birthday retelling of that lady who had a social media meltdown bc people wouldn’t play her thousands of dollars to help host her dream wedding and apparently went to go backpacking in south america
exxon should absolutely have their assets seized and company dissolved after they knowingly covered up evidence on climate change for profit and spent millions funding denial. yes, even under capitalism this should happen. it won’t, but it should.
mutuals if my tumblr ever gets deleted you can find me in my house from 6am to 7am and then moving south towards the ranch by 7:30. I will then be standing on the dock of the lake until 3pm. From 4pm to 6pm you can find me in the secret woods by the southwest pond. I then will be traveling east and then down to the beach where I will be from 8pm to 10pm, after which I will walk back to my house through town and past the bus station
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